(Source: universeofoddities, via eleventhwhovian)
(Source: tveits, via eleventhwhovian)
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you know this song.every word.
every syllable.
every letter.
every accent.
every punctuation.
every pause.
every beat.
by heart.
eeyup.
(Source: davegrowl, via iloveyoujhutch)
(via abnormallystraightlaces)
(Source: dracoharrys, via imaslytherinbitch)
(Source: abnormallystraightlaces)
How to Flirt
- smile
- wink
- use cheesy pick up lines
- gently stroke cheek
- slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
- drag to car
(Source: partycrocanthem, via eleventhwhovian)
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
(via christina-mazing)
